Wallstraville: Irony

Purchased on my last day in England. See here for context.

Some trip statistics...

***England***
:
25	Number of cups of tea drank in one day
4	New foods tried that will not be tried again
??	Pints drunk
280	Pints of home brew made
77	Academic books checked out
48,262	Academic words written...
36	Hours in Megan's work week
16	Number of Atlantic Crossings made
4	Number of 'Last train from Newcastle' missed

***Asia***
:
12	Number of countries* visited**
18	Number of borders crossed
647	Total amount in dollars spent on visas
.
90	Hours spent waiting at airports
88	Hours spent on airplanes
9.5	Hours of average train trip
9.5	Day equivalency spent on buses (228 hours total)
17	Percentage of our trip time spent on transportation (24.3 days worth)
37	Percentage of our budget spent on transportation
.
66	Percentage of guest house rooms with attached bathrooms
1.89	Cheapest guest house room in dollars
.
12	Number of shots (vaccines) received before leaving
382	Prescription pills bought in the USA
69	Number of times offered drugs in Asia
.
.13	Cheapest glass of beer in dollars
1	Number of near charging rhinos encountered
2	Pairs of underwear Josh took along
4	Number of dead people seen on the trip
47	Percentage of days ice cream was purchased
3668	Number of photographs taken

***Colorado***
:
9	Passes crossed (Berthoud, Muddy, Loveland, Rabbit Ears, Gore, Vail, Fremont, Lizard Head, Monarch)
11	Colorado resorts skiied (Copper, A Basin, Winter Park, Steamboat, Aspen, Aspen Highlands, Snowmass, Telluride, Monarch, Crested Butte, Vail)
24	Days skiied (not at work)
47	Number of days Josh worked
48	Number of days Meg worked
491	Number of kids taught
1	Number of busted tailbones (Meg)

*Macau and Hong Kong included as separate countries since we needed visas for each*

**We missed out on Indonesia and the Maldives**

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